| Star Vault announces their first MMO: Mortal Online
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| Posted by: HCG Dreadsorrow |
4/14/2008 3:48 PM |
Mortal Online, the first MMO offering of developer Star Vault, looks very pretty in their teaser video, and the idea of open and unrestricted PVP might appeal to those players that have a microscopic penis and need to validate themselves by 'ganking newbs' in a meaningless and arbitrary way. However, you will have to wait until at least the summer of 2009 to make an even bigger prick out of yourself by ruining someone else's day.
This game will likely be a stellar financial success, where game performance will depend greatly on the steep system requirements and ping times below 0.5 microseconds required for decent performance. But of course, I will be told to "go back to WoW" as I prefer to enjoy an MMO as opposed to frantically trying to stay alive while being ganked repeatedly by some quivering vaginal discharge living in his mommy's house.
If you want to play against other players in a contest of actual skill, try some of the fine games based upon that very ideal. Games like Unreal Tournament, Quake 4, Gears of War, etc.
Oh, of course, those players can fight back, so they wont be able to hit their hot keys ('I Win buttons') and instead might have to stop fondling themselves over a printout of Tricia Helfer and actually play against someone who can kick their ass.
You dingleberries know who you are. Go do something more productive, like offer to supersize my fries instead of mutating what might actually be a decent virtual world and online game into your own personal loser strokefest.
Mortal Online = FAIL
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