I Formally Invite BioWare to Kiss My Ass

civitas_romanus@yahoo.com — Tue, 06 May 2008 22:44:00 GMT

Read the article here, then follow along for my commentary.

First of all, to BioWare, here ya go buddy!

Let me just say that I was looking forward to Spore. I would probably have bought it the first day. Now I don't care if the game comes with coupon for a free hummer from Tricia Helfer. I wouldn't buy this ing game for anything.

I am ing sick to death of being treated like a goddamn criminal by media companies that I have given my hard-earned money to in good faith for their product. I have bought BioWare products in the past and enjoyed them very much. I will no longer buy your crap, since I will have to prove to you over and over again that I am not stealing what I have paid for.

In the 14 years that I have owned my truck, never once has Ford ever come to me and demanded to see my title. Never once has Hitachi demanded to see the receipt for my TV. Never once have I had to prove to Roomfull Express that I am the rightful owner of my living room sofa, or else they would not let me sit on it any more.

Don't you bastards go and blame EA for this either. Everybody already knows they suck donkey balls, especially with their onerous copy prevention bullshit. I already went a few rounds with those assholes over a game that I paid for (Battle for Middle Earth) not running on my system because I dared to install a DVD burner on my computer.

You, BioWare smacktards, you disappoint me greatly. Mostly because I expected better from you. You disingenuous pieces of turd imply that I am a criminal unless I verify that I am not? Well then you can kiss my fat, hairy ass. And just for you, I will forget to wipe.

Massive Load

I Formally Invite BioWare to Kiss My Ass